I thought you were late, but when you saw your tits you didn't want your whores?

Give me a blowjob, huh? You're cute and your breasts are nice, I got a boner

Sucking courses are good, but you need practice. Suck it, honey

How else can I bend to get him to understand that I want on my dick?

You're so fucked up — you'd better shut your mouth with your dick and moan

Didn't want to fuck on the plane, well here we are in the hotel — get your dick out

So, you got an orgasm on your dick, you're not going to blow your brains out now?

Honey, why didn't you come home from work without your panties on? — I'm so busted

It doesn't matter if it's the third one or not, fuck me to a convulsive orgasm

You jerked me off, good for you, but I wanted to fuck, let me sit on your dick

Loly Lips even let me touch her tits so I wouldn't watch porn

You suck at Dota — I'm going to check you suck a dick

Honey, I googled how to come from a massage. Why don't we give it a shot?

I've masturbated, that's half done, you just have to fuck me

Every time I pick up a T-shirt, all the issues resolve themselves